"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 1"“A soul patch leads the charge while our favourite dominar begins to enlarge. If they outnumber us ten to one then this shouldn't take long...” (thanks Mark Nixon!)“The Cold War turns hot, we find out a method of getting pregnant that wasn't covered in sex education class and remind me, does John know how to make wormhole weapons?” (thanks Marky See!)“Hey John, Are you having fun yet?'Not Good's the best odds we ever get.Crash-test dummies,Narls in tummies,First time's the worst 'Bigboy', Don't get upset!” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“So we discover John Can’t make a Wormhole weapon, so I guess next episode starts the Lexx retrospective?” (thanks The Derp Prime!)"First aired on Sunday, 17 October 2004, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/501

"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 2“Step right up! Step right up! See the amazing wormhole weapon! Guaranteed to bring a peaceful end to all galactic conflicts! All you need to make it yours is say please, pretty please, with a cherry on top” (thanks Marky See!)“The eidolons really begin to open up to the crew, Crichton does terrifying things with Scorpius' cherry” (thanks Kelpie!)“… Oh… John can make a wormhole weapon… oh dear… So whose up for Babylon 5! It has to be cheerier than this!” (thanks The Derp Prime!)“Weapons make destruction, people make peace,Let's find a way, for this war to cease.Too much fun,Baby likes guns,This big fiery hole is becoming obese.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)"First aired on Monday, 18 October 2004, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/502

"Farscape 4·01: Crichton Kicks: Part 2Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her.“A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!)“Interrupted by a toubray thief,Friends reunited; what a relief!A dying boat,A human goat,"Grade A prime American beef."(thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)“Crichton goes full castaway and meets an odd looking cabbage patch kid who can walk on ceilings. He is forced to face off with weird Klingon knockoffs all while trying to plots a way back to his normal life. ” (thanks Melissa!)“A pilot nods off to her favorite Soaps. An Astronut programs a friend to play the tchaikovsky 1812 overture while doodling. A new know it all gets in on the chaos. Can she answer the Five W's? Can she learn the ABC's. Let's the give the dogs a hand, don't worry it can be reattached. Look I can do the Exorcist's backwards crawl up the wall. Our favorite diminutive ruler has no qualms sicking the dogs on an astronut. Our favorite snurcher's vision has improved but doing it too often makes her blind. Could the Sun have a baby or is it all in the astronut's head?” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)“Stranded astronaut with a better beard this time. Sputnik, Klingons and bad doggo o my, An overture is finally played and the abcs are sung, the greatest droid since R2D2 appears. Junk more junk and no muerta pilot, Leviathan sushi anyone? Sputnik finds out the hard way life experience beats book learning. Veins are too big to shift center of gravity so our favorite human plays goat from Jurassic parkSparky gets updated skin and Pip can slow time now I guess. On a side note: This is my favorite wacky/crazy john episode” (thanks DB!)Sputnik crashes into John's leviathan, and old friends return as John must deal with pirates. Meanwhile, Harvey wears his cool button-down from season two as Crichton tries to figure out who's the daddy.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)“Pardon me. Hello. Yes, yes I’m talking to you. Now I know your new here on this old leviathan, I’ve been here a while now, and if you want to be good neighbors please stop shooting at me! Oh what’s that? That’s a no on shooting. Ok. Well can you at let’s keep your hound out of my toubray garden, I just planted them and he…what…sorry…she keeps digging them up. If you can do that we might get along nicely. If not...let’s not say how bad it will get for you here.” (thanks Blackrain!)“The return of the beard! Someone gets their own brewery before showing off his Klingon slang to a new redhead.” (thanks Lucy !)First aired on Friday, 7 June 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew ProwseWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your

"Farscape 4·02: Sacrifice: What Was Lost, Part 1More of the crew are reunited, and while they discover the secrets of an ancient civilization, a serious threat looms...“Whilst waiting for dad to pick them up, the crew hang out in a dig site haunted by priests with a catchy theme song. The creature of the black lagoon is up to no good, a new captain brings an enemy to heel (literally) and we are introduced to a new Peacekeeper interrogation method” (thanks Marky See!)“In which the BDSM subtext becomes text.” (thanks Nazzy!)First aired on Friday, 14 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/402

Farscape 4·03: Resurrection: What Was Lost, Part 2The crew discovers how far Scorpius has fallen in the Peacekeeper ranks. They must find and activate all the probes to stop the magnetic storm on Arnesk, but someone doesn't want them stopped.“The crew hatch a plan to escape before the magnetic field bleaches the skin from their bones but they end up finding something they weren't looking for. We ask the question how many lives a grasshopper has and the commandant forgets her safe word. ” (thanks Marky See!)“In tonight episode we find out the question that everyone has been dieing to find out. Does those hot paints make John Crichton ass look big? Well do they? Turn in and find out. ” (thanks Blackrain!)First aired on Friday, 21 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan WoodsWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/403

Farscape 4·04: Lava's a Many Splendored ThingThe crew is on the way to rendezvous with Moya. After ingesting a concoction of Noranti's they stop for a break on a planet. Rygel is captured and entombed in amber by raiders.“Top form humor, just… don’t eat soup for dinner before watching. ” (thanks The Derp!)“Granny's cooking doesn't agree with the crew causing an unplanned evacuation. Whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, our favourite kleptomanic disturbs a robbery in process, but these are not the freedom fighters Granny is looking for! Lo'la isn't the only one enjoying D'argo's DNA and Lou Costello takes a really hot bath - Can I get a Hell Yeah!” (thanks Marky See!)“Little Bubba got caught in a trap,Grandma picked a bad time for a nap,Lava baked plans,Puke covered hands,""No more of that 'cleansing restorative' crap!""” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!)“Noranti tries to become a main character and creates more problems than she is worth. Chiana and Sikozu bond over bodily fluids. Rygel issues boil to a melting point, while the others attempt to save the day. Finally, Noranti redeems herself by performing. ” (thanks Melissa!)“Welcome to the fiery lava Resort planet. Now before you take a lovely relaxing dip in the scolding lava pool, you might want to put on the energy protective armor, just remember to shoot yourself every five minutes. Or there is the nice amber chrysalis casing. You will just bob about in the lava pool. The resort is not responsible for any burn, cooking, or scolding. Have fun!” (thanks Blackrain!)First aired on Friday, 28 June 2002, written by Michael Miller, and directed by Michael Pattinson"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/404

Farscape 4·06: Natural ElectionMoya's encounter with a deadly space plant threatens to engulf her, while more secrets about Aeryn's pregnancy surface.“What happened to the stars?! ""See plant, shoot plant"" is D'Argo's favorite motto. It turns out that no-one can keep a secret. And onions everywhere! The old lady sure knows how to make a good salad.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“After straying too close to a worm hole the crew are in the weeds. No matter how much D'Argo enjoys shooting things it may not be the answer to their problems, luckily the houseplants are as fond of grasshopper as everyone else is. Time to break out My First Chemistry set, what could go wrong!” (thanks Marky See!)Some weird space plant, Moya's in pain,The witch's brew is down the drain.Ski goggles on,Please don't tell John,We all screwed up, let's try again.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)First aired on Friday, 19 July 2002, written by Sophie C. Hopkins, and directed by Ian WatsonWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/406

Farscape 4·07: John QuixoteHow weird can things get when trapped in a game based on John Crichton's exploits? Very...“Video games? Hell yeah. But when the reality in virtual reality gets too realistic problems occur, can they find the green door? And we find out that lifts have a strong desire to go sideways.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“Trapped in a VR game, not everything is as it appears. King Arthur and Patsy must seek help from some mostly familiar faces to kiss the princess and escape, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Down is up, up is down, follow the path to Fairie Town!” (thanks Marky See!)You can find the Shadows At The Door Podcast, by friend-of-the-show Mark Nixon, David Ault and a rotating cast of stellar voice talent, at: https://shadowsatthedoor.com or find it wherever you get your podcasts.First aired on Friday, 26 July 2002, written by Ben Browder, and directed by Tony TilseWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/407

"Farscape 4·08: I Shrink Therefore I AmJohn Crichton and Noranti return to Moya to find the crew in the hands of bounty hunters. Crichton must team up with Scorpius to fight them off before the Scarrans arrive.“The crew are captured by Gort and his Pumpkin head pals who are keen to cash in on the Peacekeeper bounty. John McClaine and 1812 go Die Hard with Hans Gruber to save the day in honey I shrunk the kids, just be careful where you step!” (thanks Marky See!)“""Hey Honey, they've shrunk the crew.""Clatu Verada Nictu,Stuck in a can,Fight like Antman,Pumpkin spy squashed by my shoe.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Bounty hunters and tiny prisoners take the stage to captivate the audience in this episode. John is forced to take the enemy down Die Hard style to rescue the crew, while Scorpy attempts to prove he is on team Crichton. ” (thanks Melissa!)First aired on Friday, 2 August 2002, written by Christopher Wheeler, and directed by Rowan Woods"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/408

Farscape 4·09: A Prefect MurderOn a planet of divided clans, Aeryn brings them to the brink of war when she opens fire on a crowd of innocents. But there's more to this massacre than meets the eye...“This whole thing could have been avoided if somebody packed some bug spray.” (thanks Nazzy!)“Whilst securing supplies on planet dreadlocks, the crew listen to a buzzing in their ear which upsets the locals and nearly start a civil war. We all experience dejaveu and Farther Jack helps the crew prove their innocence. If only they had packed some insect repellant!” (thanks Marky See!)First aired on Friday, 9 August 2002, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff BennettWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/409

Farscape 4·10: Coup By ClamWhen the crew visit the paranoid, politically unstable planet of Khurtanan, an opportunistic doctor poisons and blackmails them. Things get even more complicated when the planet's resistance gets involved.“The crew arrived at the planet of the sexists. The slug gets a doctorate by interrogating a doctor and beware of what they call ""space madness"".” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“Doc Snot's shellfish force the crew into playing a deadly game of follow the leader on a planet where women are second class citizens D'argo re-enacts THAT scene from when Harry met Sally and John shows us what he has under his skirt.” (thanks Marky See !)“Transmissible Celestial Dementia,'Doc Snot' has the only preventure,Girl Power grows,Bite off his nose,Sharing clams caused this whole misadventure. ” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)“Jirl power, food poisoning, and who knew that I Yensch was such a mensch! No matter who you are in this episode, you're likely to clam up if anyone asks you about what happened here. Let's just say that there's a reason granny's not allowed in the kitchen anymore...” (thanks Danny!)“Moya stops at a plant to obtain tech to delve into tormented space, and the crew decide to take in some local cuisine. The crew might've preferred Noranti's concoction over the new bonds created between them by the clams. In attempts to heal the crew, the men cross into unfamiliar territory and discover their inner girl power. ” (thanks Melissa!)“A luncheon proves unforgettable, zergenbobs are neglected, and we finally see what someone's been hiding up their skirt. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)First aired on Friday, 16 August 2002, written by Emily Skopov, and directed by Ian Watson"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/410

"Farscape 4·11: Unrealized Reality: Part 1John Crichton gets pulled into a wormhole and meets ""Einstein"". “There's a scary slip 'n slide that likes to Kidnap people. Everyone gets put in a blender and John needs a bigger gun. ” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“This episode has been replaced with a public safety announcement on the danger of wormholes and travelling back in your own time line, presented by Einstein from his hide away in the North Pole” (thanks Marky See!)“Welcome to iceberg limbo-land,Pale Kiwi Einstein'll give you a hand,Alternate reality,What is Katratzi?Focus your mind and your world will expand.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Dorothy Gale meets bald Einstein on an iceberg and they discuss metaphysics because destination is the key and there's no place like home!” (thanks danny!)“Time... Time... Time... Let's play mix-up with the crew, can you determine who is who? Parallel timelines what could go wrong, be careful or you've stayed too long. ” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)“The multiverse debates the contents of someone's leather trousers while the contents of corsets are little different than usual. Time flies but it also wounds all heals, who's to say for sure? Einstein A Go-Go! ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)First aired on Friday, 23 August 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse"We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/411

Khaki takes Kay on another Greatest Hiatus, exploring an unrealized reality in Stargate SG-1 episode 10·06 "200", starring Ben Browder and Claudia Black!Before Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell can celebrate his 200th trip through a Stargate, he and his team must work with Martin Lloyd on several ideas for the TV movie adaption of the TV series Wormhole X-Treme!.“Everybody's favorite tinfoil hat is back after who knows how long, and he's in a creative pickle. With the stargate on the fritz, the crew tries their hand at studio pitches, and... maybe it's for the best they're saving the world on planets lightyears away from any kind of show business.” (thanks Horseburd!)“Thrust into a new unrealized reality the astronaut must escape from The Movie Executive through a big round thing, but it just refuses to be cool & doesn't spin. So he ventures through other realities controlled by The Executive & the astronaut's new team in order to get home.” (thanks Tonks!)We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/sg1-200

Farscape 4·12: Kansas: Part 2""This is ground control to Major John...""“It's Kansas John, but not as we know it! The crew go trick or treating whilst Johnny McFly must navigate teenage rebellion and losing his viginity to avert disaster and fix the ripple in time.” (thanks Marky See!)“All is not when it seems. Cher, a football player, and some aliens walk in to a bar, er... abandoned house. One of them gets lucky with a new old friend, one gets a sugar high, and Cher gets a refresher on her ABCs from a familiar foam rubber face as they all race to get time back on track. ""It works,"" but when will they go next and who will follow?” (thanks Rachel!)“There's no place like home, we find out,Casper the joke is lurking about.Happy Halloween!""Are those jeans?""""Was it a bass or a trout?""” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Crichton and crew head to earth. Unfortunately, its the right place, but wrong time. They discover things aren't as Crichton remembers and attempt to put things to right. Meanwhile, the crew learns all about Halloween and Rygel obtains an addiction. ” (thanks Melissa!)“Marty McCrichton needs to go Back to the Future after getting sent to the 80s. He steals some milk, sees his brash young self and younger family and has to fix the timeline to get back to the transpresent. Cheryn and Kermit the Dominar learn their ABCs and since it is currently halloween, Kermit becomes addicted to candy and making scary pumpkin carvings. Sheriff D'Argo says hello in sign language to a nosy Karen while he and Wrinkles go for a cruise. Sputnik gets the cold shoulder from Pilot, and Scorpy heats things up between him and an old flame. Chiana Shaw also gets some action as she is finally able to check off the top name on her must frell list.” (thanks NickRude from Canada aka Katratzi!)First aired on Monday, 30 December 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan WoodsWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/412

Farscape 4·15: Mental as AnythingWhen Scorpius brings the boys of Moya to receive special training from an individual named Katoya, Ka D'Argo comes face to face with his wife's murderer, Macton Tal. “Grasshopper organises a road trip! The boys visit Mr Miyagi in an effort to keep the what's in John's head in his head. A blast from the past dredges up painful memories.” (thanks Marky See!)“Welcome to your training getaway, teal outfits are mandatory unless you brought a leather body suit. Soak up some heat, or battle in a seat either way you must complete this rather intense retreat. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)“D'Argo enjoys a tense session of Tai Chi with his mortal enemy, meanwhile, John Crichton gets put in the naughty box” (thanks Mysterytour!)“It's a boys trip as the guys go for some mental training with a Jedi Master named Katoya. Scorpius plays a game of paint ball (remove the T) against the Jedi Master and Rygel goes up against a Charrid, who's race have an ugly history with Hynerians. Crichton gets thrown from the frying pan into the fire, literally and needs to find the key to escape. An unexpected visitor from D'Argo's past appears and he gets real hyper about it.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)First aired on Monday, 20 January 2003, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff BennettWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/415

Farscape 4·16: Bringing Home the BeaconThe ladies of Moya head for a commerce settlement to purchase a device that will help disguise Moya. The arrivals of several high ranking Peacekeepers and Scarrans, however, give them a new mission and a new threat.“The girls shopping trip quickly goes to dren when they stumble upon a secret meeting. An assassination attempt turns to a hasty retreat, one of the crew is left not feeling quite themselves and why won't anyone tell us where the baby is!?” (thanks Marky See!)“The girls are on their own shopping for a sensor modulator to camouflage Moya. They stumble upon a secret meeting between Grayza, Braca and some high ranking Scarrens. Aeryn and Sikozu spy on the meeting while Chi gets an expensive massage. After, to avoid the peacekeepers, Chi and Noranti get their DNA changed. Aeryn decides to use this opportunity to remove Grayza as a threat permanently. When it's all said and done, Aeryn is a completely different person from when she left Moya.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)“The girls go shopping, and run into a golden opportunity. Will they be able to stop Graza? Will they be able to kill the new Scarran woman? All in all, it goes about like any of their plans. Then, they break the first rule of a horror movie. Never split up.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)First aired on Monday, 27 January 2003, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Rowan WoodsWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/416

Farscape 4·17: A Constellation of DoubtOn Moya, as John wonders about the location of Katratzi - the likely location Aeryn Sun is being held captive - he obsessively watches a television transmission that Moya has intercepted from Earth. It is a program documenting the aliens' recent visit and the reactions of Earth's people.“Don't think too much about how translator microbes work, grab a bowl of cop porn and pour yourself a glass of toilet water: it's time to watch someone win an Emmy.” (thanks Mark Nixon!)“Earth reflects on it's week with the aliens by way of found footage, correctly diagnoses John Crichton with PTSD.” (thanks Mysterytour!)“Crichton watches a documentary about the crews time on Earth while he tries to figure out where he has heard the name Katratzi before. We see Noranti making poison for rats to use against people, D'Argo tongue smacks Crichton's nephew Bobby, Aeryn explains the peacekeeper life, Chiana experiments with makeup, Rygel gambles and calls sex hotlines, Sikozu shows off her beautiful singing talents for Uncharted Territories Idol and Crichton makes an offer to Scorpius that he can't refuse.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada !)“Oh tonight’s episode we will go over that infamous world changing event. When the once lost astronaut John Crichton brings aliens back to earth. What’s else did they bring back with them? What is the government hiding? What does Katratzi mean? Where has Aeryn gone off too? Will John go mad playing these questions over in his head? Find out after this break. ” (thanks Blackrain !)First aired on Monday, 10 February 2003, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew ProwseWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/417

Farscape 4·18: PrayerJohn and Scorpius visit the unrealized Moya for information on Katratzi, while Aeryn Sun is tortured and interrogated by her Scarran captors.“Crichton makes a perilous pinky promise while Aeryn does a tour of Scarran comfy chairs. Anthony Simcoe gets about thirty seconds of glory, and point-blank executing a random bystander is somehow the least frelled-up thing that happens.” (thanks Horseburd!)in the style of Madonnas "Like A Prayer" (thanks Marky See!)Katratzi is a mysteryAeryn Sun is all aloneI hear her call your nameDjancaz-BruWhen she calls your name it's like a little prayerTo find Katratzi, Bizzaro stark will take you thereJon makes a deal, her life for wormhole powerAeryn makes her prayer to anyone out thereThe show that keeps hurting you decides to change the pace by punching you as hard as it can. Road trips offer little reprieve but the show reminds us that our leads can act their multi-dimensional pants off. -- Look you try making a joke about this one. ” (thanks Mark Nixon !)“Crichton and Scorpius make a tasty Scarren blood vow then take a road trip down a wormhole to alternate reality Moya to find Starkozu where Scorpius mercilessly helps Crichton get the info. Aeryn becomes a pincushion as she is tortured by Scarrens to reveal the father of her child, makes a new friend altho it's a brief friendship, and tries to find help by praying to any deity or devil that is listening to save her child.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)“Wormhole tripping! Take a spin through the wormhole to far away places or just an alternate reality if you don’t want to travel that far. Wormhole traveling may not be safe for pregnant women. Why not head to our Scarran spa to treat your pregnant self. Free baby genetic scams.” (thanks Blackrain !)First aired on Monday, 17 February 2003, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Peter AndrikidisWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/418

Farscape 4·19: Fetal Attraction: We're So Screwed, Part 1The crew of Moya have one chance to infiltrate Scarran space to rescue Aeryn Sun. When a deadly illness is unleashed, however, success and survival seems less and less likely."You wanted a plague, I gave you one."This carrot cube will cure you, son.Gangly fingers,Suspicious lingerers,Hang on a minute, we're not done! ” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Rygel's heroic stomach provides the crew a chance to save a damsel in distress, but thanks to Granny the situation soon turns deadly. Jon is hoping to find a sebacean woman to take back to his bunk and frell and a returning house guest gives Jon some unwanted news” (thanks Marky See!)First aired on Monday, 24 February 2003, written by David E. Peckinpah, and directed by Geoff BennettWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/419

Farscape 4·20: Hot to Katratzi: We're So Screwed, Part 2The crew of Moya go into the heart of Scarran space in a dangerous attempt to rescue Scorpius and prevent the Scarrans from unlocking the secrets of wormholes.“If I play 'big dog', will they buy it?We'll be Day-Glo daisies if anyone tries it.Does mummy know-you stoop so low?""It's beer-o'clock, where the hell is my riot?""” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Following Harvey's bombshell the crew gate crash peace talks with the offer of a lifetime! Being a good American, Jon use the twin disciplines of Capitalism and violence to get what he wants. Nuclear bombs, terrible plans and double crosses abound, but will our intrepid space jock get out of this one alive?” (thanks Marky See !)“The gang stop worrying and learn to love the bomb, and start a bar fight with the most powerful weapon of all: improv.” (thanks Mysterytour !)First aired on Tuesday, 25 February 2003, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Karl ZwickyWe're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L.Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read!https://sofarscape.com/episode/420