Reading: “Many a Mile to Freedom” by Keith R. A. DeCandido (2001) - So Farscape!

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Reading: “Many a Mile to Freedom” by Keith R. A. DeCandido (2001)

Today's licensed Farscape fiction is a special treat: an original short story by Keith R. A. DeCandido, first published in the inaugural issue of the Official Farscape Magazine!

DeCandido has written over 200 novels, for properties such as Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Andromeda, Leverage, Spider-Man, X-Men, Sleepy Hollow, Stargate SG-1 — and of course our beloved Farscape.

Transcript
Kay:

Hello, and welcome to stories of the unchartered territory.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

The fact that you're putting in there.

Kay:

I was going for terramin but fair enough.

Khaki-Bot:

That was the first musical instrument in space.

Kay:

No.

Kay:

wasn't a third.

Kay:

man.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

Oh,

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Like apparently whoever it was, whichever astronauts you.

Khaki-Bot:

You know how sometimes astronauts.

Khaki-Bot:

Total now to bring like,

Khaki-Bot:

119 grams of personal, whatever.

Khaki-Bot:

interspace.

Khaki-Bot:

I believe like there was a, oh yeah, there was an Italian woman who went to the ISS.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, a while back or Astroworld whose name?

Khaki-Bot:

I forget.

Khaki-Bot:

And she brought camera equipment and an espresso machine.

Kay:

Oh, nice.

Kay:

How does the espresso machine work with no gravity?

Kay:

I mean, that's going to make.

Kay:

it tricky to get.

Kay:

Trips to run out.

Kay:

Because I know they're notoriously difficult about water risk.

Khaki-Bot:

pressurized.

Khaki-Bot:

Like it's espresso, press.

Kay:

Then I suppose you get going to have to have a hose attached to the, uh,

Kay:

To the basket I know.

Kay:

Very

Khaki-Bot:

You know, That's one of the many, like flights of fancy that we

Khaki-Bot:

see in, in science fiction, like, uh, uh, like Farscape the idea that you could

Khaki-Bot:

go into space and it wouldn't just be.

Kay:

Yes,

Khaki-Bot:

nipples to nuts hoses.

Kay:

Monjo we don't talk about.

Khaki-Bot:

yes, exactly.

Khaki-Bot:

Which I have no idea what that's going to come up, because we're back at

Khaki-Bot:

exploring the uncharted territories of.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, so as we announced.

Khaki-Bot:

at the end of last episode, we're doing something a little bit special.

Khaki-Bot:

Noodle a bit sneaky.

Khaki-Bot:

So nobody tell the Henson company.

Khaki-Bot:

All right.

Kay:

Just getting My hands I have here.

Kay:

The Farscape.

Kay:

the magazine, the official magazine.

Kay:

Get candid with Claudia Black and Rockne S.

Kay:

O'Bannon on creating Farscape new episodes revealed new Farscape action.

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Free giant poster.

Khaki-Bot:

Which is still in there.

Khaki-Bot:

which partly makes this quite a precious

Kay:

thing.

Khaki-Bot:

to some, to some

Kay:

good.

Kay:

I'll make sure to take good care of it.

Kay:

It was number one.

Kay:

one sold in the us for 5 99.

Kay:

And do you know if there's ever an issue to produced.

Khaki-Bot:

I guess we'll find

Kay:

Oh

Khaki-Bot:

But that's, that's still a little bit in the, in the future.

Khaki-Bot:

So.

Khaki-Bot:

Here we are with the, uh,

Khaki-Bot:

The wonderful thing about this magazine is that it contains fanfic.

Khaki-Bot:

It contains a.

Khaki-Bot:

A Farscape story by Keith RA Salvatore.

Khaki QOD:

Oh, yes.

Khaki QOD:

Hello.

Khaki QOD:

Hello.

Khaki QOD:

This is cocky from the future here.

Khaki QOD:

Just because cocky from the past is a sweet kindly Bumble brain

Khaki QOD:

who means well, but he mixed up.

Khaki QOD:

Uh, famed author.

Khaki QOD:

Uh, Keith R a, the candidate who wrote this story.

Khaki QOD:

And R a Salvatore.

Khaki QOD:

Who did not.

Khaki QOD:

And so throughout this recording, Um, I have continued

Khaki QOD:

to refer to the author as Mr.

Khaki QOD:

Salvatore, but that should be.

Khaki QOD:

That should be the Candido.

Khaki QOD:

So I'll, I'll try and like put a little bleep.

Khaki QOD:

Um everywhere where i say his name wrong it's definitely the candidate i am so

Khaki QOD:

so sorry okay okay back to the Action.

Kay:

Many a mile to freedom it's called and it's like, it's got a lovely

Kay:

picture of Chiana's lying on her side.

Kay:

Kind of like mysteriously smiling at the camera.

Khaki-Bot:

Wait, hold on.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm looking here at the top.

Khaki-Bot:

and you see.

Khaki-Bot:

how it's got the sort of Farscape logo.

Khaki-Bot:

and it's been Photoshopping the test tails.

Khaki-Bot:

Farscape oh,

Khaki-Bot:

So it's Farscape tales.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

I was worried that if you turn it

Kay:

Tails tails.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah,

Khaki-Bot:

that'd be tells the unchartered territories.

Khaki-Bot:

No, it's still original.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, oh.

Khaki-Bot:

And look.

Khaki-Bot:

looking in the, in the background.

Khaki-Bot:

is something that I noticed from the DVDs as

Kay:

well.

Khaki-Bot:

Like All this, this fun sort of alien looking script.

Khaki-Bot:

I wonder if that's like.

Khaki-Bot:

Sinhala or

Kay:

It looks a bit like Thai to me.

Kay:

you know, everything is like written on the road under a line.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Like that's how tie a tie characters are Interesting.

Khaki-Bot:

I wonder if it's.

Kay:

It's clearly inspired by.

Kay:

I don't think it is.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, so.

Khaki-Bot:

Keith RA Salvatore

Khaki QOD:

The Candido.

Khaki-Bot:

who's famous for the star Trek.

Khaki-Bot:

novels that he's just with and he's with over a 200 novels.

Kay:

I just a productive writer then.

Khaki-Bot:

Very much so.

Khaki-Bot:

he's often contracted to do novelization to films.

Khaki-Bot:

Which in one case, oh, I forget the filming question.

Khaki-Bot:

And there's one I'd heard of, uh, which he had to deliver in two and a half weeks.

Kay:

That's some serious writing.

Kay:

Yeah

Khaki-Bot:

All right.

Khaki-Bot:

So

Kay:

he's one

Kay:

of those writers who just sits down and works at it.

Kay:

And not like some people who shall not be mentioned.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

You have a little catch in your

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

Oh, yeah.

Kay:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

I just sort of gave a throats on this episode.

Khaki-Bot:

Isn't it.

Kay:

We just like sits around and waits for inspiration is hilarious.

Kay:

The talk between him And I believe it is.

Kay:

oh, what's the name of that?

Kay:

Uh,

Kay:

Hold our rights.

Kay:

Again

Khaki-Bot:

Stephen King.

Kay:

I think Stephen King.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

And

Khaki-Bot:

Clive Barker, maybe.

Kay:

No, it was Stephen King.

Kay:

Uh, and like he basically asked him like, Don't you like,

Kay:

ever have writer's block or something.

Kay:

And he goes like, no, I wake up in the morning.

Kay:

I have my coffee.

Kay:

I sit down and I write.

Kay:

Right This As blockers for amateurs.

Kay:

It was like, we just.

Kay:

And you can see.

Kay:

Martin just sitting there live with this shocked expression guy.

Kay:

Oh, no.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm doing it all wrong.

Kay:

No, no.

Kay:

Pisces is in Capricorn.

Kay:

I can't write today.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, okay.

Khaki-Bot:

it's Keith RA Salvatore

Khaki QOD:

No, it isn't cocky.

Khaki QOD:

It's the Canada.

Khaki QOD:

, Khaki-Bot 2000: whose whose

Khaki QOD:

Ah, yeah, I actually know that name because, he didn't

Khaki QOD:

just write star Trek novels.

Khaki QOD:

He also wrote one of the Farscape novels.

Kay:

Oh,

Khaki-Bot:

There's only four of them.

Khaki-Bot:

And I think they're all pre.

Khaki-Bot:

Where we are at Now.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, you know what I say?

Khaki-Bot:

That I don't know for sure.

Khaki-Bot:

I think.

Khaki-Bot:

the Zhaan's on the cover of one of them.

Khaki-Bot:

Like that's a, that's a real sort of high water mark or not a high

Khaki-Bot:

watermark, but like a watershed.

Kay:

And then yeah, go with that.

Kay:

Cool.

Kay:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Alright, many, a mile to freedom.

Khaki-Bot:

And okay, so full disclosure, Kay is reading off the, off the magazine.

Khaki-Bot:

Which is very small text printed on some very fun photos and

Khaki-Bot:

a graphic design background.

Kay:

Yes.

Kay:

It's white test on a dark.

Kay:

On a Black background or dark background.

Kay:

It's not even black, but.

Khaki-Bot:

And I'm reading it off of a tablet with which I've taken photos

Khaki-Bot:

of those pages so that we can both be.

Khaki-Bot:

So this is going to be interesting.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't fully know that I got the order of the pages.

Khaki-Bot:

Right.

Khaki-Bot:

So let's find

Khaki-Bot:

out yeah,

Kay:

here we go.

Kay:

Prepare for Starburst..

Kay:

whooooosh bum bum dish

Kay:

While stuffing a handful of worms into his lower mouth

Kay:

was this upper right arm.

Kay:

Garrick ran the hand of his lower left arm over a sensor.

Kay:

He spoke with his upper mouse.

Kay:

Let's hear man.

Khaki-Bot:

Is

Khaki-Bot:

that how the upper Mount sounds.

Khaki-Bot:

D are you going to make a choice for the lower mouth?

Kay:

I suppose at the lower mouth is for eating and the upper mouth is for talking.

Kay:

And if you do it the other way around, that's.

Kay:

Like a massive social FAPA.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Or maybe just a little, you know, a little pervert perverted.

Kay:

There we go.

Khaki-Bot:

that you do in private.

Khaki-Bot:

All right.

Kay:

A portion of the wall, dissolved and stop.

Kay:

Entered.

Kay:

Stop.

Kay:

We're scanned as he approached.

Kay:

This is going to be annoying

Khaki-Bot:

it's going to be great.

Kay:

Turn three of his six eyes to his computer screen

Kay:

for the results as expected.

Kay:

Ours only carried the usual contraband.

Kay:

It was truck sex, most trusted Lieutenant, but anyone who entered.

Kay:

Thanks Present.

Kay:

Was Scott.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, great.

Khaki-Bot:

This page is even worse.

Khaki-Bot:

It's a purple background.

Khaki-Bot:

with okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Speak.

Khaki-Bot:

So Eric said.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm gonna stop.

Khaki-Bot:

Inside one of the folds of his skin.

Kay:

It's like a martyr.

Khaki-Bot:

And pulled out a pouch.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

So you had folds and a pouch that jangled with the sound of coins.

Khaki-Bot:

The ultrasounds,

Khaki-Bot:

folds of skin that they.

Khaki-Bot:

store stuff

Kay:

Okay.

Kay:

So

Kay:

So authors have.

Kay:

like a little a.

Kay:

Kind of like a under there for farms.

Kay:

This.

Kay:

That can cause skin folds with.

Kay:

I'd like to keep their favorite rock.

Kay:

And that's actually called an ultra his pocket sold the

Kay:

expression wet as an alters pocket.

Kay:

Actually has meaning.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

I've never heard that expression before.

Khaki-Bot:

but now I have.

Khaki-Bot:

is it like webbing that they, that they sort of.

Kay:

It's just like, like, you know,

Khaki-Bot:

a pocket.

Kay:

just Like a little like a flabby flabby little fold of

Kay:

skin, which they have they're from being able to stretch out.

Kay:

And now they'd

Kay:

like

Khaki-Bot:

you can go to Uh, marina and say that, oh, I like it alters.

Khaki-Bot:

Thanks.

Khaki-Bot:

They have pockets.

Khaki-Bot:

I just realized that.

Khaki-Bot:

Keith RA Salvatore.

Khaki QOD:

Cocky for frills take his name is Keith RA.

Khaki QOD:

The Canada.

Khaki-Bot:

The writer of this piece actually requested the

Khaki-Bot:

link to do this when it's done.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't imagine he's still listening.

Khaki-Bot:

What do you think?

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

So out of that, I have that folder.

Khaki-Bot:

Of skinny pulls a pouch to jangle with standard Queensland.

Khaki-Bot:

I have to take the receipts from the various gambling endeavors.

Khaki-Bot:

Great talk.

Khaki-Bot:

There as well as the percentages from Sierra SLAs, three robberies

Khaki-Bot:

and the quarterly payoffs from ministers rep, Nick and not Nepal.

Kay:

Talk check.

Kay:

I took the pouch with his lower left arm.

Kay:

He emptied it into a small container next to the cushions on which

Kay:

he rested his corpulent form.

Kay:

Excellent.

Kay:

Keeping two eyes on the computer screen.

Kay:

that tally the amount of the coins you fixed.

Kay:

The other four stars.

Kay:

Anything else?

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Great.

Khaki-Bot:

There is, do you remember a beacon that circulated about

Khaki-Bot:

a cycle and a half ago or so?

Khaki-Bot:

regarding three fugitives.

Khaki-Bot:

that had escaped peacekeeper custody.

Khaki-Bot:

Ooh, I know what that is.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Kay:

The one with the, uh, the, the, the hunter hunter dogs.

Kay:

What's the name again?

Khaki-Bot:

Rorf and Rorg, they're not difficult names.

Kay:

All right.

Kay:

All four of toxic stomach rumbled in annoyance.

Kay:

Of course not.

Kay:

And stars about my apologies, Greg.

Kay:

I simply did not wish to insult your magnificent.

Kay:

By replaying the bacon.

Kay:

If you recall that.

Kay:

With your kind and benevolent permission.

Kay:

I will.

Khaki-Bot:

if you don't stop sucking up, I will have you played.

Khaki-Bot:

You're giving me a headache.

Kay:

It's to ours, bout the trees to control the form within the folds

Kay:

of his skin and push the button.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Now there is sort of enlarged bit of text.

Khaki-Bot:

Do you think we're supposed to read that?

Kay:

I don't think so, because that

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, yes.

Khaki-Bot:

That's Magazine

Khaki-Bot:

style.

Khaki-Bot:

where you have like a quilt.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah, the holographic image of a Sebacean in a peacekeeper captain's uniform

Khaki-Bot:

appeared in the center of the room.

Khaki-Bot:

Talk Garrick chewed on.

Khaki-Bot:

On some maggots as he watched, may I do this?

Khaki-Bot:

May I please do that?

Khaki-Bot:

Cause I think.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Attention.

Khaki-Bot:

There are a few tips among you few tips that can be worth

Khaki-Bot:

a great deal to any of you.

Khaki-Bot:

I am captain bylaw Crais and I am offering.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm not doing Crais.

Khaki-Bot:

Hold on.

Khaki-Bot:

I am captain Bialar.

Khaki-Bot:

Crais no.

Khaki-Bot:

I am captain Bali.

Khaki-Bot:

Price.

Khaki-Bot:

And I am offering a substantial reward to anyone who can assist us in the kitchen.

Khaki-Bot:

These three escape business.

Kay:

The image changed.

Kay:

that?

Kay:

sounds a bit Like your usual son, but, um,

Khaki-Bot:

I was, I was specifically trying to go for a, for a Kiwi one.

Khaki-Bot:

instead of an Aussie one, but the

Khaki-Bot:

Cape.

Kay:

The image changed.

Kay:

a male Luxan with a general tattoos.

Kay:

quickly followed by images of Delvian woman and Hynerian male.

Kay:

The first is a Luxan male named cut.

Kay:

D'Argo.

Khaki-Bot:

That's not new.

Khaki-Bot:

That's.

Khaki-Bot:

No Kiwi.

Kay:

Sorry.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

The first is Lux and male named Ka D'Argo.

Kay:

The second of Delvian female, his name Pa'u Zotoh.

Kay:

The third is Hynerian.

Kay:

Who styles themselves, Rachel, the 16th.

Kay:

These three fugitives from.

Kay:

peacekeeper

Kay:

custody.

Khaki-Bot:

Turn it off Docker.

Khaki-Bot:

I said ours did so.

Khaki-Bot:

And the image faded.

Khaki-Bot:

I remember, no, I'm making the whole sound though.

Khaki-Bot:

I remember it's useless now, captain crisis, also a fugitive ah,

Kay:

True.

Kay:

But these here are all escaped.

Kay:

prisoners.

Kay:

I think it's safe to say that.

Kay:

the peacekeepers will pay a hand each time for their return.

Khaki-Bot:

The computer finished, tallying the coins

Khaki-Bot:

and beat a telltale alarm.

Khaki-Bot:

Your tally is low.

Khaki-Bot:

Top Garrick said.

Kay:

okay.

Kay:

Now, now I like this.

Kay:

Cause.

Kay:

he really kind of lame reminds me of Badger from Firefly.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Switching from sort of friendly, to threatening.

Khaki-Bot:

And then I bet he's got a little hat.

Khaki-Bot:

at

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

A little bowler.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

On one of his two heads.

Kay:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Y.

Kay:

So ship was misinformed about one of the merchants he robbed.

Kay:

The tick was smaller than expected.

Kay:

for truth of All this.

Kay:

was verified independently.

Kay:

Although we did remove one.

Kay:

Clause for his.

Khaki-Bot:

Nodding his approval.

Khaki-Bot:

Chuck Garrick returns to the prior subject.

Khaki-Bot:

Why should I care about peacekeepers?

Khaki-Bot:

They have no say here.

Khaki-Bot:

The peacekeeper had tried to sell their military.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

The peacekeepers.

Khaki-Bot:

had tried to sell their military services.

Khaki-Bot:

on ether.

Khaki-Bot:

Once before.

Khaki-Bot:

not realizing that Cocker controlled all enterprises on the planet.

Khaki-Bot:

They were sent packing and talk.

Khaki-Bot:

Eric had met, had made sure that the military had standing orders to fire on

Khaki-Bot:

any peacekeeper vessel that came within.

Kay:

Yeah, good luck on that one.

Khaki-Bot:

space.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

I just needed to

Kay:

No.

Kay:

I know, I know.

Kay:

I still held the control in his hand, he pushed the button another

Kay:

holographic image appeared, but this time it showed the inside of.

Kay:

Sex dungeon.

Khaki-Bot:

inside the cell.

Khaki-Bot:

We're a Hynerian.

Khaki-Bot:

And the Delvian from the wanted beacon.

Khaki-Bot:

SOC X smiled with both of his mouths.

Khaki-Bot:

Ooh.

Khaki-Bot:

Then, you know, it's serious.

Kay:

They were attempting to negotiate the process purchase of some spare

Kay:

parts and Herb's my star said.

Kay:

Recognized them from the beacon.

Kay:

and have them tally.

Kay:

Uh, tail, sorry.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

Once you confirmed their identities.

Kay:

She confirmed me

Kay:

And I had them taken into custody.

Kay:

The Delvian put it more of a fight than expected.

Kay:

Although she surrendered when we threatened by Hynerian.

Khaki-Bot:

You seem to have a little catch in your throat.

Khaki-Bot:

that Mr.

Khaki-Bot:

Art's like, everything's like, Did stammering more than usual.

Khaki-Bot:

Maybe we should lubricate one of your many, many throats.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, who is.

Kay:

One of

Kay:

my newer people.

Kay:

She's only a runner.

Khaki-Bot:

Hm, promoter.

Kay:

of course.

Kay:

Great jobs are.

Khaki-Bot:

Tell general Rockne S.

Khaki-Bot:

to lift the ban on peacekeeper ships.

Khaki-Bot:

Then send a message to the peacekeepers.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, good.

Khaki-Bot:

Like he remembers his own edict.

Kay:

again.

Kay:

As to Greg Cox commands, he straightened.

Kay:

Oh one.

Kay:

I'm afraid that.

Kay:

Has died.

Khaki-Bot:

Damn.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, sorry.

Khaki-Bot:

Great.

Khaki-Bot:

cried with both of his mouth.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh,

Khaki-Bot:

Rarely traveled himself with the wellbeing of his slaves, but doc

Khaki-Bot:

Ty was one of the better ones.

Kay:

Seems to commit suicide.

Kay:

Great.

Khaki-Bot:

Um, he repeated this time with only one mouth consoling himself by

Khaki-Bot:

drinking some rest, lack with the other.

Khaki-Bot:

Let's see if I can do some of the same time.

Khaki-Bot:

No.

Kay:

Now you sound like Juul.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

she was the first slave to properly massage

Khaki-Bot:

my boils.

Khaki-Bot:

Yikes.

Kay:

Then you just guarded her, have that.

Kay:

They're ours removed in a punishment.

Kay:

for allowing this.

Khaki-Bot:

Chief persons.

Kay:

harsh man.

Khaki-Bot:

Insufficient have them killed.

Kay:

It means

Kay:

we will have to castrate two more guards.

Kay:

Great cops.

Khaki-Bot:

Likes soccer.

Khaki-Bot:

Simply regarded Mr.

Khaki-Bot:

Ours with all six.

Kay:

Another bow.

Kay:

Of course.

Kay:

Can I put out a call for a new slave.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes, leave me time for my nap.

Kay:

The wall again, melted and must stars left.

Kay:

Clock sack run the hand of his lower left arm over a sensor.

Kay:

is cushions rearranged.

Kay:

To asleep position.

Kay:

and a forcefield went up around his office.

Khaki-Bot:

That sounds

Khaki-Bot:

so nice.

Khaki-Bot:

Like your office sort of.

Khaki-Bot:

rearranged itself into a little sort of.

Kay:

we've been working With oldest, like working from home, you know?

Kay:

you should keep a difference between your working space and your living space.

Khaki-Bot:

Still though.

Kay:

To be honest, like, uh, Kind of like, sounds to me like

Kay:

a bit of a hot at this point.

Kay:

Uh, and you know,

Khaki-Bot:

I mean, he is, he does seem to be well organized, but.

Khaki-Bot:

he's also.

Khaki-Bot:

Unnecessarily.

Kay:

cruel vicious.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah, I mean, It may just be the star.

Khaki-Bot:

Maybe it's like the upfront from Ian banks.

Kay:

Oh, right?

Kay:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

an a fronter.

Kay:

Yes, she would fit right in.

Khaki-Bot:

Um, okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Even, oh yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

So, so this is a new, uh, uh, this was a new, what's it called?

Khaki-Bot:

And you section.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Even the assassination attempt, we're getting boring.

Khaki-Bot:

The list of people who wanted to chop Derek dead was fairly lengthy, but those

Khaki-Bot:

capable of getting past SOC Gehrig's very elaborate security measures were

Khaki-Bot:

few in number nobody even got close.

Khaki-Bot:

after all, at least chop keg in post order.

Khaki-Bot:

He had a piece of every significant business transaction,

Khaki-Bot:

legal and illegal on ether.

Khaki-Bot:

Hold.

Khaki-Bot:

And he also stemmed the tide of chaos.

Khaki-Bot:

If he died.

Khaki-Bot:

It would be an even worse shape.

Kay:

Talk to our slave market was open for business.

Kay:

He was sizing up prospective replacements for doctor.

Kay:

however an Offworld idiot have made an attempt on his life under the guise

Kay:

of showing off a piece of merchandise.

Kay:

The security system and the postcards have proved their worth instantly.

Khaki-Bot:

I

Khaki-Bot:

sort of expected that to be a Creighton.

Khaki-Bot:

An Offworld idiot.

Khaki-Bot:

Next.

Khaki-Bot:

Chuck Eric said with his upper mouth while stuffing modules.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, lovely.

Khaki-Bot:

High.

Khaki-Bot:

The Aryan modules.

Khaki-Bot:

Into his lower mouth.

Khaki-Bot:

He security team set about clearing up the mess.

Kay:

Uh, brunette Sebacean woman entered.

Kay:

dragging into Barbary goal girl into the common room via chain that was

Kay:

attached to both her neck and wrists.

Kay:

I heard you were looking for a slave.

Kay:

The Sebacean said without preamble.

Khaki-Bot:

Chuck gag like that.

Khaki-Bot:

None of The obsequious nonsense That's so many felt needs to waste time on

Khaki-Bot:

the phone, getting down to business.

Khaki-Bot:

I've never had an Nebari before.

Kay:

the Nebari tilted her head to decide.

Kay:

oh, really?

Khaki-Bot:

No, I know that head tilt.

Kay:

Her voice was a melodious per that makes up surf boils, quivered.

Kay:

She moved closer to

Kay:

Then you haven't.

Khaki-Bot:

Silent slave the Sebacean said yanking the chain.

Khaki-Bot:

the Nebari flipping the page on my.

Khaki-Bot:

little device.

Khaki-Bot:

He is not quite as.

Kay:

tour's going to go on for a

Khaki-Bot:

The Nebari stumbled and fell to the floor.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Good value.

Khaki-Bot:

This magazine.

Khaki-Bot:

Thanks again, Megatron.

Khaki-Bot:

A small car, tomato silvery skin.

Khaki-Bot:

The Sebacean seemed unconcerned about injuring, a slave being

Khaki-Bot:

sold for physical pleasure.

Kay:

Turn this gauge upon the seller, the arrogance, the bluntness.

Kay:

the complete lack of care for the merchandise.

Kay:

She was no slave owner.

Kay:

She was a peacekeeper trying to pass herself off as a slave owner.

Kay:

I'll take

Khaki-Bot:

He's clever.

Khaki-Bot:

The Sebacean nodded.

Khaki-Bot:

Excellent.

Khaki-Bot:

How much will you pay?

Kay:

Signaling two of his gods with his upper right arm socks.

Kay:

I said take not by.

Khaki-Bot:

I beg your.

Khaki-Bot:

Before the Sebacean could finish.

Khaki-Bot:

Talk to Eric's gods wrap their tentacles around her.

Kay:

Take her to the cell with.

Kay:

The prisoners.

Kay:

my stars.

Khaki-Bot:

Stars wattled forward.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Great socket.

Khaki-Bot:

Wait.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

So you.

Khaki-Bot:

You you gave.

Khaki-Bot:

you gave talk girl must

Kay:

Sorry, my bad,

Khaki-Bot:

No.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Now I'll,

Kay:

my bad, my

Khaki-Bot:

pick a new voice from the stars.

Khaki-Bot:

That'll be nice.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, Uh, yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Great.

Khaki-Bot:

Have fun speaking Scottish now.

Kay:

Oh, God, my Scottish is terrible.

Kay:

Um,

Khaki-Bot:

Nobody's took care to that speaking now.

Kay:

right?

Kay:

Oh, yeah.

Kay:

The messages are Peacekeepers.

Kay:

as he spoke.

Kay:

Some Sarah noticed in Nebari now separated from the Sebacean

Kay:

slowly trying to move off.

Kay:

Tell them that I don't like the officers sneaking in.

Kay:

and Tell them to work on their disguises.

Kay:

This one had peacekeeper commando written all over.

Kay:

Grab the slack chain.

Kay:

And pick this one.

Kay:

he added and put her in new clothes.

Kay:

She used to be my new slave.

Khaki-Bot:

The Nebari smiled.

Khaki-Bot:

What's your name?

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Kay:

Oh, sorry that.

Kay:

That's why I thought that was like, a child that got in there,

Kay:

like she said, little closer.

Kay:

Two clocks here, Chad

Khaki-Bot:

The stars will give you the specifics, Please meet and live this.

Khaki-Bot:

Please meet and die.

Kay:

Sounds reasonable.

Kay:

Jonna said.

Kay:

With a nod.

Kay:

She ran one finger around one of toxic tales.

Kay:

In a low whisper.

Kay:

She said,

Kay:

I have to do Everything I can.

Kay:

to please you then.

Khaki-Bot:

That's a dollar.

Khaki-Bot:

So Eric smiled with both mouths.

Khaki-Bot:

This girl was probably a prisoner of the peacekeepers taking during

Khaki-Bot:

one of the many skirmishes they'd been having with the Nebari lately.

Khaki-Bot:

No doubt.

Khaki-Bot:

She stole this as a better opportunity.

Khaki-Bot:

Hey, do you think that this is before

Khaki-Bot:

nerve Because that's where a Chiana's sort of pretended to be.

Khaki-Bot:

Crighton's a servicer, you know, off the off rag.

Khaki-Bot:

Servicer.

Kay:

Ooh.

Kay:

it's either that or what's that episode?

Kay:

Oh, the nerve was later.

Kay:

Cause I'm thinking about the episode , on the, uh, the lawyer planet,

Khaki-Bot:

No, that

Khaki-Bot:

was, that was later like,

Khaki-Bot:

nerve was 18 or 19,

Kay:

Okay.

Kay:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Chiana's was only introduced to 15

Kay:

minutes.

Kay:

So that was very close.

Kay:

in.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

It's probably around then.

Kay:

They probably got the, they probably got the routine down by that

Khaki-Bot:

point.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

go with miss stars.

Khaki-Bot:

We'll talk about how you can please me later.

Kay:

China was massaging.

Kay:

Sarah boils when the alarm went off.

Kay:

the two niches with one arm.

Kay:

while activating the security immature with another.

Kay:

I guess John asked us the image of one appeared on a holographic projector.

Kay:

Presently.

Kay:

Flowing through the.

Kay:

To have search guards with one of those devastating culta blades.

Khaki-Bot:

No, Just a Luxan.

Khaki-Bot:

So Kerrick said as the neutral centered.

Khaki-Bot:

And valuable one.

Khaki-Bot:

So the new tourist, he said, take her to her room.

Khaki-Bot:

That's

Khaki-Bot:

Tiana got up from her cushions.

Khaki-Bot:

Garrick added.

Khaki-Bot:

I like you Tiana.

Khaki-Bot:

I hope you're not thinking of suicide.

Kay:

Chiana's smiled sweetly.

Kay:

No.

Kay:

I see, why would I do a silly thing like that?

Kay:

I'm going to still got a few piles.

Kay:

To

Khaki-Bot:

Laughing with his lower mouth.

Khaki-Bot:

with the upper one.

Khaki-Bot:

Good go.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm doing this thing where, when he speaks with his upper mouth,

Khaki-Bot:

I push against my lower lip.

Khaki-Bot:

let's see If that's at all tolerable for anyone.

Kay:

After the new Chiana's.

Kay:

D'Argo a victim of the standard Luxan belief that there was no problem that

Kay:

couldn't be solved by a frontal assault.

Kay:

Brought us forces way through clocks.

Kay:

At guards before finally being overwhelmed by the superior numbers.

Khaki-Bot:

Running a hand over a sensor.

Khaki-Bot:

I said.

Khaki-Bot:

Bring the Luxan to me.

Kay:

Within microns.

Kay:

two guards came in brushing the Luxan, their Tentacles wrapped

Kay:

around his arms, restraining him.

Kay:

His tunic was ripped.

Kay:

and he had several lacerations about his head and arms.

Kay:

The blood around those cuts was dark.

Kay:

bad news.

Kay:

Yes

Khaki-Bot:

we've got a tentacle fight because he's got tennis

Kay:

Ooh.

Kay:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

You really thought you could rescue your friend's car?

Kay:

I think attentiveness then.

Khaki-Bot:

KK.

Khaki-Bot:

I like that joke.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Kay:

Uh, your line or mine.

Kay:

Sorry.

Khaki-Bot:

And I'll leave it to you to figure out which one it is

Khaki-Bot:

because the listeners the whole, no.

Kay:

Uh,

Kay:

Well, I have read that one.

Kay:

So I had to try.

Kay:

I would not expect you to know.

Kay:

Sorry.

Kay:

I had to look.

Khaki-Bot:

That's D'Argo that's D'Argo.

Kay:

All right.

Kay:

I have to try.

Kay:

I would not expect you to understand.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't.

Khaki-Bot:

It's going to be a grunt.

Kay:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, no, but.

Khaki-Bot:

D'Argo has, has that has a more sort of American.

Khaki-Bot:

I had to try.

Khaki-Bot:

I would not expect you to understand.

Kay:

normally how I do John, but yeah.

Kay:

Alright

Khaki-Bot:

John talks like they know you do John, like he's

Khaki-Bot:

some kind of old timey prospector.

Khaki-Bot:

That's how you do charge speaking through one tooth and lots of.

Khaki-Bot:

That's a really outdated opinions about certain groups of people.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Kay:

Right.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't, but I salute you.

Khaki-Bot:

Army's have a tuck this stronghold.

Khaki-Bot:

I'd never gotten as far as you.

Kay:

I do not wish your salute.

Kay:

D'Argo said with a smile.

Khaki-Bot:

all

Kay:

over.

Kay:

It's all over.

Kay:

the place.

Kay:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

but anyway, the others said.

Khaki-Bot:

Erik.

Kay:

Great.

Kay:

I'm star said quickly.

Khaki-Bot:

No, we agreed that he'd be Scottish from now

Khaki-Bot:

on, sorry, bud.

Kay:

no, that's not Scottish.

Kay:

I can't do Scottish.

Khaki-Bot:

you can get it.

Khaki-Bot:

Great, Scott.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Kay:

quietly.

Kay:

I would recommend take them to the, in front of Marie first.

Kay:

His blood's running black.

Kay:

He runs the danger of dying.

Kay:

I wouldn't be just lacked that the peacekeeper to a hole, the bounty,

Kay:

if he's merchandising is damaged.

Khaki-Bot:

This can make me so happy.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Not to the gods.

Khaki-Bot:

They drag D'Argo in the direction of the infirmary.

Kay:

tell the Peacekeepers.

Kay:

we have all three now.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

I'm bring China back.

Kay:

My boy Hells itch

Khaki-Bot:

law.

Khaki-Bot:

That's how we're going to separate the seams.

Khaki-Bot:

As soon as soccer is meeting with minister.

Khaki-Bot:

Redneck ended.

Khaki-Bot:

The stars entered.

Kay:

Meet and go well, great.

Kay:

Clock starts asked.

Kay:

As soon as you hang the clock circuit pile of

Kay:

grubs.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes, the tariff cut will pass shocker.

Khaki-Bot:

Does he poured the Grubbs into his lower mouth?

Kay:

That's excellent news.

Kay:

Great.

Kay:

I did not wish to interrupt.

Kay:

But a peacekeepers.

Kay:

It's called captain ha.

Kay:

You sent him there to claim the bounty.

Khaki-Bot:

Good.

Khaki-Bot:

Send him in.

Kay:

I'm Star's bout of course, Greg toxic.

Khaki-Bot:

Christ I'm up again.

Khaki-Bot:

And get Giana Back in here.

Kay:

Of course,

Kay:

Another part of the world dissolved.

Kay:

My stars gave a signal and one of the guards.

Kay:

With the Sebacean.

Kay:

in this one was a male.

Kay:

wearing the captain's uniform of a slightly different design than the

Kay:

worn worn by Crais in the beacon.

Kay:

The scan revealed only a standard issue.

Kay:

Peacekeeper pistol,

Khaki-Bot:

I bet you, this is a better, this is Creighton.

Khaki-Bot:

And he's going to introduce himself as Han solo.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

What do you think.

Kay:

Oh, I'll take that one.

Kay:

Yeah

Khaki-Bot:

You must.

Khaki-Bot:

uh, Nope.

Khaki-Bot:

Old-timey prospector.

Khaki-Bot:

You said you must be GERD.

Kay:

Yes.

Kay:

Crocs.

Khaki-Bot:

You're even more potent than I'd heard.

Kay:

And you already even more blunt than most peacekeepers.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, he spat.

Khaki-Bot:

no.

Khaki-Bot:

I made that up.

Khaki-Bot:

Sorry.

Khaki-Bot:

Sorry, Mr.

Khaki QOD:

Cocky don't you dare, you know, his name is.

Khaki-Bot:

Salvatore.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't have time for idiotic pleasantries.

Khaki-Bot:

Unlike the sheep populate this world of yours.

Khaki-Bot:

I.

Khaki-Bot:

don't need to bow and scrape to you.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm here to collect my prisoners, bring them to me.

Kay:

First, we talked to her.

Khaki-Bot:

Han smiled unpleasantly.

Khaki-Bot:

No first, I see the prisoners to make sure this isn't some kind

Khaki-Bot:

of elaborate trick on your part.

Kay:

Sorry, laughed out with both miles.

Kay:

I like you peacekeeper.

Kay:

And I like our approach better than the woman's.

Khaki-Bot:

the captain stared at top.

Khaki-Bot:

Gehrig's.

Khaki-Bot:

What woman's

Kay:

after running a hand over one of his sensors on his desk.

Kay:

A holographic projection of the cell appeared.

Kay:

The peacekeeper commando was giving the other prisoner, a white birth.

Kay:

The Delvian was treating the Luxan.

Kay:

wound.

Kay:

That was blood was now running clear.

Kay:

At least now he was in no danger of dying poisoned by the toxics in his blood.

Khaki-Bot:

I've never seen that woman before in my life.

Kay:

Top six mouth bath, toxics mouths, both frowned.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Did your mouth frown he's can do it.

Khaki-Bot:

He's got a great

Khaki-Bot:

mouth.

Kay:

one.

Kay:

She isn't one of yours.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, she might be, but uh, oh, wait a minute.

Khaki-Bot:

Han looked up as if trying to recall something.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh years Of course I have seen her before.

Khaki-Bot:

She's a commando in crisis.

Khaki-Bot:

Old PLAs are regiment.

Khaki-Bot:

Can't remember her name off hand, but as.

Khaki-Bot:

I recall, she was involved in some kind of scandal.

Khaki-Bot:

She was probably trying to take my collar to get in good with command.

Khaki-Bot:

Um, I'm starting to wonder whether maybe this is quite an or where the

Khaki-Bot:

maybe commander Han is a different.

Kay:

Um, maybe,

Kay:

uh,

Kay:

I think it's.

Kay:

I still think it's, I think it's still think it's quite and trying

Khaki-Bot:

Let's find out.

Khaki-Bot:

Let's find out.

Kay:

SOC search translator microbe.

Kay:

Must've had trouble with some bit of slang.

Kay:

Yeah, there you go.

Kay:

Yep.

Khaki-Bot:

Ah, yeah.

Kay:

What does the top of your shirt have.

Kay:

to do with.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah, no, definitely.

Khaki-Bot:

My arrest.

Khaki-Bot:

Han said, impatiently.

Khaki-Bot:

look, I don't want to see the prisoners.

Khaki-Bot:

I don't care about the command though, but the other three are man.

Kay:

I guess you're going to be right with your home solo by the way.

Kay:

But yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh,

Kay:

melted and another guard.

Kay:

Let Shawn in hon gave her an appreciative look and the.

Kay:

And Nebari slave it very exotic.

Kay:

Don't get many of those gray skins out this way.

Kay:

How much would you get her for?

Khaki-Bot:

super racist?

Khaki-Bot:

she was a steal.

Khaki-Bot:

It's all Kerrick said where he talk about her and my bounty.

Khaki-Bot:

After you've checked out the.

Kay:

Good.

Kay:

Han followed the guards.

Kay:

I was the chamber.

Khaki-Bot:

But Boyle's acting up again.

Khaki-Bot:

Succe Giana asked.

Kay:

Not as much.

Kay:

but don't let that stop.

Kay:

You.

Kay:

As China move around behind him.

Kay:

Clocks or looked at the projection of the cell.

Kay:

The Delvian had finished treating the Luxan.

Kay:

and both of them were glaring at the peacekeeper

Khaki-Bot:

It took him a moment to realize who was missing.

Khaki-Bot:

Where's the I knit.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, he bred with.

Khaki-Bot:

No.

Khaki-Bot:

Wait, there's the Hynerian he bellowed with both mouse?

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah, it's tricky.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm

Kay:

I know

Khaki-Bot:

shaking violently, and often Oxiana off

Khaki-Bot:

the cushions and onto the floor.

Khaki-Bot:

He really is a heart.

Khaki-Bot:

With one hand, he pressed the, alarm with another the Intercom with the

Khaki-Bot:

third, he poured some rest, like down his lower mouth and with a 40.

Khaki-Bot:

activated The force field.

Khaki-Bot:

around his office.

Khaki-Bot:

God

Kay:

alarms rang guards Curry.

Kay:

And drank more rat luck from the moment the alarm started ringing the Luxan

Kay:

and the Delvian exchanged concern.

Kay:

Glances.

Kay:

The peacekeeper woman didn't seem to care.

Khaki-Bot:

Report immediately.

Khaki-Bot:

Jock CAG bellowed.

Kay:

Several guards replied with variations on nothing.

Kay:

to report or still look.

Kay:

Dropped on.

Khaki-Bot:

we ain't found shit.

Kay:

Get on with that.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

So do you know, in Spaceballs.

Khaki-Bot:

That guy who says we ain't found

Khaki-Bot:

shit.

Khaki-Bot:

That's to.

Khaki-Bot:

From

Kay:

Yes

Khaki-Bot:

I

Khaki-Bot:

was 40 when I found that out.

Khaki-Bot:

I've asked.

Khaki-Bot:

Look, I've I've I've had the good Pleasure of.

Khaki-Bot:

actually directing.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, Tim Russ in.

Khaki-Bot:

It's a small voice thing.

Khaki-Bot:

I didn't know that God.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Kay:

still looking.

Khaki-Bot:

cam reports.

Khaki-Bot:

It does Nothing.

Khaki-Bot:

to report.

Khaki-Bot:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Then Homespace showed up on one of the projection.

Khaki-Bot:

I've got him.

Khaki-Bot:

The captain was holding the Hynerian by a stick neck.

Khaki-Bot:

With the other hand, he held up some thin piece of metal.

Khaki-Bot:

He had these on him.

Khaki-Bot:

So.

Khaki-Bot:

nice to see are your people did a proper search of his person.

Khaki-Bot:

He said when acetone.

Kay:

Don't ask me.

Kay:

The Hynerian spluttered.

Kay:

Hi, I'm Dominar right.

Kay:

The 16th.

Kay:

I demand.

Khaki-Bot:

You're in

Khaki-Bot:

exile, little fro.

Khaki-Bot:

Little truck and prisoner the peacekeepers.

Kay:

all toxic stomachs rumbled.

Kay:

The hernia Rian should have been better searched.

Kay:

He's not your pre-start yet.

Kay:

After God's put him back.

Khaki-Bot:

Fine.

Khaki-Bot:

I'll hang on.

Khaki-Bot:

to these Han handed Rigel to one of the guards who had just arrived.

Khaki-Bot:

He wrapped his tentacle.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, he is the God.

Khaki-Bot:

He wrapped his tentacle around the Hynerian stomach and

Khaki-Bot:

took him back to his cell.

Khaki-Bot:

Han, meanwhile, look the passive.

Khaki-Bot:

I assume that you confiscated the personal items of all the prisoners.

Khaki-Bot:

Ah, wish to see them as well.

Kay:

Take him.

Kay:

The guard.

Kay:

Crops or cut the security cameras, follow Han to the storage room,

Kay:

where the guards had put the Luxan sword, The peacekeeper special.

Kay:

the Hungarians thrown sled and the Delvian pouch full of herps.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh,

Khaki-Bot:

Giana.

Khaki-Bot:

meanwhile, went back to massaging.

Khaki-Bot:

sock Gehrig's boils, which relax him right away.

Khaki-Bot:

She does this even better than doc Tai.

Khaki-Bot:

He thought through a haze of.

Kay:

Most of his eyes closed as he relaxed, but he kept one

Kay:

open to watch captain Hahn.

Kay:

The prisoners personal effects were on a shelf in the storage room.

Kay:

Han inspected each one then placed the Hynerian lockpicks in the center.

Khaki-Bot:

Suddenly an electrical charge links, the Luxan blade, the

Khaki-Bot:

lockpicks and the peacekeeper pistol.

Kay:

Then the screen went dark.

Kay:

So lighting top search office and every panel on his desk.

Kay:

Frell is happening.

Kay:

He cried with both miles.

Khaki-Bot:

Silence greeted his cry.

Khaki-Bot:

None of his communication systems seem to be functioning nor any other system.

Khaki-Bot:

Even the emergency lights wouldn't come on.

Khaki-Bot:

And since both sons were setting only minimal light was

Khaki-Bot:

visible through the window.

Kay:

Chiana's came around from behind him.

Kay:

Her silvery skin looked even more beautiful in the half light.

Kay:

China.

Kay:

I've got to

Khaki-Bot:

before he could finish speaking Gianna poured the rest, slack

Khaki-Bot:

into one of the nostrils on his torso.

Khaki-Bot:

As Derek struggled to breathe.

Khaki-Bot:

Giana leaped on top of his thorax.

Khaki-Bot:

her knees duck into the flesh over his larynx.

Kay:

I tried to speak, but couldn't.

Kay:

John.

Kay:

I grabbed a knife from the table and sliced into several of his boils.

Kay:

I stopped being a slave.

Kay:

A long time ago.

Kay:

Nothing

Khaki-Bot:

Sox X vision faded to black for the final time.

Khaki-Bot:

His last thought was.

Khaki-Bot:

and she had been such a good slave.

Khaki-Bot:

Hey, fuck you.

Khaki-Bot:

SOC Eric.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

I love Chiana's as the sort of Layer

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

To doing a layer there.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Kay:

Uh,

Khaki-Bot:

we're um, who is it speaking?

Khaki-Bot:

Oh,

Khaki-Bot:

yeah.

Khaki-Bot:

We'll clear up equal.

Khaki-Bot:

Atmosphere pilot.

Khaki-Bot:

We are to be in range at the dock and web and a quarter of an ARN.

Kay:

But a welcome on the crutch, then

Kay:

we'll be ready to start a barista.

Kay:

As soon as you arrive.

Kay:

Well, We did try to block Subutex transmission to the peacekeepers.

Kay:

It is possible that one made it through.

Kay:

to Scorpius Command Carrier.

Kay:

Oh, not a peacekeeper based on ship.

Kay:

We would do well, too.

Kay:

I stay away from here as fast as possible.

Khaki-Bot:

You've made pilot Scottish.

Kay:

Oh, yeah, shit.

Kay:

I was doing.

Kay:

Yeah.

Kay:

Sorry.

Kay:

I still have my brain on Scottish.

Khaki-Bot:

I

Khaki-Bot:

love it.

Khaki-Bot:

I was like a Scottish.

Khaki-Bot:

It's like Dave's in Wooster, whichever one's the Butler one.

Kay:

James,

Khaki-Bot:

of course,

Khaki-Bot:

it's Jeeves.

Kay:

Yeah,

Khaki-Bot:

I've

Khaki-Bot:

got I've.

Khaki-Bot:

I've had a little bit of RAs like myself.

Khaki-Bot:

You know, it's been a long day.

Khaki-Bot:

Understood.

Khaki-Bot:

pilot and Hey, good flying there, Aaron.

Kay:

Thank you, Christian.

Kay:

Or I should say.

Kay:

Captain Hahn.

Kay:

Your impersonation of a peacekeeper was almost credible.

Khaki-Bot:

Gee.

Khaki-Bot:

Thanks.

Khaki-Bot:

Course I had to do a little extra dancing.

Khaki-Bot:

Thanks to buckwheat here.

Khaki-Bot:

You were supposed to follow the plan.

Khaki-Bot:

Rajul.

Kay:

I would never come tilted on the spot.

Kay:

Besides

Kay:

when Erin brought back the lock picks, I assumed I was.

Kay:

I assumed it was so I could escape.

Khaki-Bot:

Would that be before, after I explained that

Khaki-Bot:

you were supposed to let CRI.

Khaki-Bot:

I find them on.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

No.

Khaki-Bot:

Sorry.

Khaki-Bot:

That was Erin.

Khaki-Bot:

Would that be before or after I explained that you were supposed

Khaki-Bot:

to let Christ and find them on you when he inspected the cell.

Kay:

I thought it was a bad.

Kay:

plan.

Kay:

Aeryn's.

Kay:

I am pricing you one.

Khaki-Bot:

your new plan might've gotten us killed.

Khaki-Bot:

Crighton's plan was failed enough.

Kay:

Gee, thanks for.

Kay:

the vote of confidence.

Kay:

D'Argo.

Khaki-Bot:

shit.

Khaki-Bot:

That was D'Argo.

Kay:

It worked.

Kay:

Didn't it.

Khaki-Bot:

Barely.

Kay:

Uh, but Luxan.

Kay:

Lockton's right.

Kay:

My throat.

Kay:

That still doesn't work.

Khaki-Bot:

We'll

Khaki-Bot:

fix it on the ship.

Khaki-Bot:

Sparky, that little gadget I put together gave off an electric magnetic pulse.

Khaki-Bot:

Electrical magnetic pulse.

Khaki-Bot:

It shut down all the electronics in

Khaki-Bot:

HQ, including, including your little toy.

Khaki-Bot:

Zhaan I think.

Kay:

Ooh.

Kay:

It was a very clever idea John, to smuggle into device in a separate

Kay:

pieces like that to avoid detection by.

Khaki-Bot:

look only way to do exam.

Khaki-Bot:

See, there you go.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm just glad it worked out when I put them together.

Khaki-Bot:

Speaking of following the plan PIP.

Khaki-Bot:

You already were free from Zuckerberg when we got to you.

Khaki-Bot:

how do you do that?

Kay:

Oh,

Kay:

it was easy.

Kay:

I just brought into a buyer.

Khaki-Bot:

Yeah.

Kay:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, like, this is a little, this little sort of PS here.

Khaki-Bot:

Yup.

Khaki-Bot:

These are the Canada is the author of the Farscape novel.

Khaki-Bot:

house of cards.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

I guess we know what's.

Khaki-Bot:

probably on the docket next time that we have a little bit left over from

Khaki-Bot:

our fantastic patrial and supporters.

Khaki-Bot:

I have a little glance at a.

Khaki-Bot:

At eBay,

Khaki-Bot:

um, as well as novels, short stories, comic books and eBooks in

Khaki-Bot:

the works or in the world of star Trek, Buffy the vampire Slayer.

Khaki-Bot:

Ooh, Dr.

Khaki-Bot:

Hu Ooh, Marvel comics and much more.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, find out.

Khaki-Bot:

Less than you ever wanted to know about him@hisofficialwebsiteatthecandido.net AU.

Khaki-Bot:

Wow.

Kay:

Wow.

Kay:

This was like a good read

Khaki-Bot:

that.

Khaki-Bot:

was a fantastic story.

Khaki-Bot:

Thank you so much.

Khaki-Bot:

uh, of Mr.

Khaki-Bot:

To Canada.

Khaki-Bot:

Hey.

Khaki-Bot:

Um, so next week we are continuing with the greatest hiatus because

Khaki-Bot:

after episode 3 0 6, eat me, there was quite a long wait.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, during which this here magazine was, uh, uh, was published.

Khaki-Bot:

But in order to like simulate the experience of anticipating the

Khaki-Bot:

continuance of season three, we're going to have ourselves a little, uh,

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, a little greatest, I guess, is where we're examining something else and QI.

Khaki-Bot:

When we look through the list of like properties that had fish out of water,

Khaki-Bot:

science fiction stories, or like wonderful creatures where like Henson

Khaki-Bot:

creations, something caught your eye.

Khaki-Bot:

And what was that?

Kay:

It's not going to be.

Kay:

Henson.

Kay:

but there were some, uh, lots of like fantastic creation.

Kay:

a lot of beautiful scene in studio work.

Kay:

In the, uh, 1984.

Kay:

Science fantasy movie CHRO.

Khaki-Bot:

by Peter yots.

Khaki-Bot:

So if you can grab a copy of that somewhere, treat yourselves.

Khaki-Bot:

It.

Kay:

worth a watch.

Khaki-Bot:

definitely.

Khaki-Bot:

I wouldn't necessarily say it's great.

Khaki-Bot:

I won't say it's awful because that will be, that will be spoiling.

Khaki-Bot:

I know that I've seen it as a, as a child and I'm not for many decades after.

Khaki-Bot:

So I'm very excited for that.

Kay:

And that's the.

Kay:

Story.

Kay:

So Farscape.

Khaki-Bot:

Thank you for joining us entails at the uncharted

Khaki-Bot:

territories and we'll see you next week.

Khaki-Bot:

Bye-bye.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm cocky.

Khaki-Bot:

I did the thing I said.

Kay:

Yeah, we started, we got that wrong.

Kay:

Bye-bye.

Kay:

Sorry.

Kay:

Sorry.

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So Farscape!
A fun-filled Farscape fancast in which a longtime fan introduces his bestie to the marvel that is Farscape, seen through fresh eyes and discussed with insight, wit, and love!

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Khaki and Kay

Best friends for decades, Khaki and Kay are passionate nerds. Kay is a veteran of the Kerbal Space Program, while Khaki is a student of sci-fi TV obscura, and a keeper of the Deep Lore.